Top 10 male and female rejection lines
Top 10 female rejection lines: (translated!)
- What she says: I think of you as a brother.
Translation: You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in ‘deliverance.’ - What she says: There’s a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: I don’t want to do my dad. - What she says: I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
Translation: You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes on. - What she says: My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I’m seeing. - What she says: I’ve got a boyfriend.
Translation: I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of ben and jerry’s. - What she says: I don’t date men where I work.
Translation: I wouldn’t date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building. - What she says: It’s not you, it’s me.
Translation: It’s you. - What she says: I’m concentrating on my career.
Translation: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you. - What she says: I’m celibate.
Translation: I’ve sworn off only the men like you. - What she says: Let’s be friends.
Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It’s the male perspective thing.
Top 10 male rejection lines (translated!)
- What he says: I think of you as a sister.
Translation: You’re ugly. - What he says: There’s a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: You’re ugly. - What he says: I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
Translation: You’re ugly. - What he says: My life is too complicated right now.
Translation:You’re ugly. - What he says: I’ve got a girlfriend.
Translation: You’re ugly. - What he says: I don’t date women where I work.
Translation: You’re ugly. - What he says: it’s not you, it’s me.
Translation: You’re ugly. - What he says: I’m concentrating on my career.
Translation: You’re ugly. - What he says: I’m celibate.
Translation: You’re ugly. - What he says: let’s be friends.
Translation: You’re sinfully ugly.
