Legally enforceable? Think twice before sending me a parking charge. Print off and display in your car.
Terms and Conditions:
Parking charge means any charge or fine imposed by any private car park enforcement agency; either acting upon instruction of a client or in a private capacity.
- By sending me a parking charge or fine, are you are agreeing to be bound by these terms and conditions. and are also agreeing to pay me a fee of ninety nine pounds per letter(s) i send to you in relation to this matter.
- The fee(s) will not be reduced upon early payment.
- You will have a right of appeal against these charges. the appeal process can be started by writing to me and asking for mediation, whereby immediately we will arrange a panel of experts lawyers who have no law degrees, qualifications or experience in any line of UK law whatsoever. who from herein on be called the (Facebookers)