Little Johnny’s Scam

Little Johnny was not his usually active self and the teacher noticed and asked. “Little Johnny is there something wrong at home or anything? You are not your usual self today.’
“Yes.” Little Johnny admitted.
“Well. Little Johnny.” She inquired. “What’s the problem?”
“Well my Mom is in the hospital and.” Little Johnny began. “My dad is in the police station.”
“My goodness. Little Johnny. Do you want to go home?” She volunteered.
“Yes.” Little Johnny agreed and left the room.
The teacher asked. “Class does anyone know why Little Johnny’s mother is in the hospital and his father is in the police station?”
In unison the class answered. “Because his Mom is a nurse and his Dad is a police officer.”

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