A burglar had broken in a house and was shining his torch around at some objects. when he heard a voice..
“Jesus is watching you,” it said
“Huh?, oh well,” the burglar said and continued shining his torch.
“Jesus is watching you,” the voice continued.
The burglar shined his torch to were the voice came from and found a parrot.
“Oh, it’s you,” the burglar said.
“I’m just trying to warn you,” the parrot said.
“Oh, that’s nice,” the robber said, pretending to be scared, “what’s your name?”
“Moses? What kind of idiot would call a parrot Moses?”
“The same kind of idiot that would call a rottweiler Jesus!”