Pre-Relationship Agreement The party of the first part (herein referred to as she/her) being of sound mind and fairly good body, agrees to the following with the party of the second part (herein referred to as he/him). FULL DISCLOSURE: At the commencement of said relationship (colloquially referred to as the first date or match up), each party agrees to fully disclose any current girl/boyfriends, dependent children, bizarre religious beliefs, phobias, fears, social diseases, strange political affiliations, or currently active relationships with anyone else that have not yet been terminated. Further…
Day: 3 November 2017
Parking Charge Terms and Conditions
Legally enforceable? Think twice before sending me a parking charge. Print off and display in your car. Terms and Conditions: Parking charge means any charge or fine imposed by any private car park enforcement agency; either acting upon instruction of a client or in a private capacity. By sending me a parking charge or fine, are you are agreeing to be bound by these terms and conditions. and are also agreeing to pay me a fee of ninety nine pounds per letter(s) i send to you in relation to this…