Day: November 3, 2017

Pre-Relationship Agreement

Michael Stuart

Pre-Relationship Agreement The party of the first part (herein referred to as she/her) being of sound mind and fairly good body, agrees to the following with the party of the second part (herein referred to as he/him). FULL DISCLOSURE: At the commencement of said relationship (colloquially referred to as the first date or match up), each party agrees to fully disclose any current girl/boyfriends, dependent children, bizarre religious beliefs, phobias, fears, social diseases, strange political affiliations, or currently active relationships with anyone else that have not yet been terminated. Further…

Parking Charge Terms and Conditions

Michael Stuart

Legally enforceable? Think twice before sending me a parking charge. Print off and display in your car. Terms and Conditions:  Parking charge means any charge or fine imposed by any private car park enforcement agency; either acting upon instruction of a client or in a private capacity. By sending me a parking charge or fine, are you are agreeing to be bound by these terms and conditions. and are also agreeing to pay me a fee of ninety nine pounds per letter(s) i send to you in relation to this…